We called
him Avery; I wanted to devour his delectable lips. He didn't exist, only in
Bethel and also the sad part is that most of this bullshit is true. The
microscope detects little organisms called Clostridium
difficile Toxoid. His feet stomp as he runs across Delancey Street pavement. Fat
fuck, look at him run with a shirt which reads "Eat Me Every Day, Enjoy
Epilepsy." Fingerless gloves used to be the shit. Garbage is such a great
band, and the young girls of today are premature sluts. Shakira's "Hips
Don't Lie." I used to like guys now I like sophisticated men and women
with sophisticated tastes.
My dad listens to the radio and sings along to a Bon Jovi song. Sometimes when I'm depressed my dad tells me to "Go kick rocks," (honestly it's his version of mental Kung-Fu) so now when I see other depressed people I also tell them to "Go kick rocks." Love letters became cliche when I was rejected for them ten fold, I'd like to write them again and get a reply. "Her tits were like Melons!" a random guy exclaimed to his group of frat brothers and they all giggled like bitches. One of my closest friends used to be obsessed with Japanese culture, ninjas and shopping on 9th street. "I love you and want to be with you forever." my ex told me that in October then he masturbated and left me. Mushrooms look like penises. The Queen of England has a solar doll modeled after her. Unfortunately I grew up eating all types of vegetables and radishes are one of them. I learned about Saber-Tooth tigers when I was in the second grade. Thunder is my favorite sound. Uganda. Vitas is a Russian falsetto singer. Will Smith and Jim Carrey are two of my favorite actors. I always liked using my brother’s ribs as a xylophone. "Gimme pound, gimme pound, gimme euro, gimme yen, I'm international baby, I’m international pay me." sings a woman whose voice sounds like she has a vibrator to her neck. Your timing is unfit but it is nice to see you so full of zeal.
I learned
that Zebras are fucked up horses and "Go the Fuck to Sleep." was the
title of the book so goodnight. Yellow is the color of sunflowers. Xena was a
pretty good show, but then I got older and out grew it. "Hey you, shorty
with the legs, Where's Waldo?" said some random bastard child.
Flatulence can endanger your life but I still haven't seen "V for
Vendetta." If I fart now Universal Studios won't hire me. There is a
traffic jam up ahead. Starry Night is one of my favorite paintings; it's up
there with Danaё. I used to hate the Power Rangers but eventually I grew to
like them. Quinny means vagina in Old English. Poppy seeds count against you
when you're taking a drug test, "just pee in this cup." said the
nurse and I tried not to shit myself. Opium is a helluva drug. Nobody listened
and nobody cared but in the end nothing happened and we all drank from
Nip/Tuck glasses. Monet was an okay artist but Manet was an amazing artist.
The Louvre is some place I've always wanted to visit. "It's the Killing Time,
unwillingly mine." I sung as I listened to the cover by Late Night Alumni.
I'm joining the gym on Friday with Jim; he promised we'd jog on the treadmill
together. Ivory and ebony. Oh Henry. Geraldine Kim inspired me to do this.
Fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck, fuck Fred. “Every-body-clap-your-hands." said
the egg to the chicken. Long division is so tedious. What a cunt licker. Do you
remember Brock? I'm getting sick again and Alexander the Great couldn't save my
ass if he tried.
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